Kalandar Prince

Friday seems so far away. I swear Saturday used to be seven days ahead. Sunday is lost to me, a million miles from today. Monday comes and goes so fast, its place on the calendar seems random and irregular. Tuesday disappeared entirely for a month and three days. I just found Wednesday under the sofa. Thursday is ill; it's taking a while off. Friday was always early, now jaded, she's always late. Saturday got fired; she failed the drug test. Sunday is waiting to be laid off. Monday works so hard, but  never gets the recognition it deserves. Tuesday is rich, but doesn't know how to spend its money. Wednesday wishes she had love in her life. Thursday is drunk. Friday is high. Saturday is under the weather. Sunday is over the moon. Monday slept in. Tuesday had a bad hair day. Wednesday is scared. Thursday hasn't come out of the house in 2 days. Saturday is on the doll. Wednesday has been looking after his ill parents. Sunday went on holiday. Tuesday is on sabbatical. Monday just yawns. Thursday broke up with his girlfriend. Tuesday got pregnant. Wednesday went to prison. Sunday is mowing its lawn. Saturday stayed up too late again. Monday is contemplating ending it all. Friday is keeping secrets again. Wednesday relapsed. August ran through the office. December and Summer screamed wolf. The weekend ran away from home. Last year lies. The iron age just died. Tomorrow just won the lottery. In a jiffy said stop.